Driving back up the M1 after a horse show last weekend I saw the side of a lorry that proudly stated ‘for all your pizza needs’. Googling hasn’t thrown up a picture of the offending vehicle (and I was hardly going to snap away whilst driving), so I’ve lovingly mocked it up in powerpoint:
A little more googling reveals that the lorry almost certainly belonged to Schiimel Distribution who seem to be big players in the world of foodservice pizza toppings.
But really, for all whose pizza needs? Even if it isn’t very creative the line at least makes sense in the context of somewhere like a trade mag, but not to other motorway drivers.