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my radical suggestion for dealing with difficult respondents

The past couple of weeks have seen me tearing up and down the country moderating focus groups as part of an insight project I’m working on.

Writing a feedback note to the recruitment agency I use, it struck me that there’s nearly always one respondent in the group that you’d rather had stayed at home, even if it meant you were down on numbers.  These are the people who don’t behave badly enough to be actually asked to leave (which seems to be reserved for drunks, aggressive types and anyone catastrophically off-brief), but still make the moderator’s job a lot harder.

Deciding to actually tell a respondent that they need to quieten down / stop showing off / admit that they’ve been to at least three groups in the last month is a last resort as it almost inevitably affects the group dynamic and the flow of the session.  But there’s only so much you can do with body language, redirecting the conversation and ignoring the loudmouths.

I can’t lay all the blame at the door of the recruiting ladies, who often have rather challenging briefs to meet on short timescales and can’t be expected to put every single respondent through a personality assessment and lie detector test – although there’s no question that there are a few field recruiters out there who need to pull their socks up and stop sending the same groupies to every job they’re given.

But I think I’ve come up with an (admittedly fairly radical) suggestion to address the problem of The Respondents You Wish Had Never Turned Up.  It’s called Moderator Screening.

What if we paid every respondent an extra fiver and asked them to turn up a bit earlier, say twenty minutes before the group.  Then if viewing facilities put CCTV in their respondent waiting rooms the moderator could remotely watch the respondents interact and if necessary ask the viewing facility hostess to quietly pay off (i.e. give them the money but send them home) anyone who looked like a researcher’s nightmare.

It could work for hotel and in-home groups too.  Get everyone seated in the bar/kitchen and let the moderator sort drinks, coats and have-you-come-far-today questions.  A few minutes face to face might be enough time to pick out any disruptive influence and discretely encourage them to go home early.

I’d much rather moderate a group of seven happy, chatty respondents than eight where one is dominating the conversation and making everyone else clam up.  What do you think?

31 March, 2011 at 4:27 pm 3 comments

peeping at Zizzi

On the way back from Leeds Central Library yesterday I nipped through The Light en route to my car and saw this window wrap for opening-soon Italian Restaurant Zizzi:

Every few yards there was a hole in the wrap:

and yes, I peeped.

29 March, 2011 at 1:10 pm Leave a comment

I’ll be at Bettakultcha VIII

I’m speaking at Bettakultcha VIII in Leeds on April 12th.  Bettakultcha is kind of like a cross between the Interesting un-conferences and stand-up comedy.  You have five minutes to present/entertain and must do so with twenty powerpoint slides that change bang on every 15 seconds.  Since it’s held in the evening with a bar AND a bring-a-bottle policy, the crowd tends to lean more towards comedy club than conference…

Bettakultcha VII at the fab Corn Exchange by Imran on flickr, CC applies

I’ll be talking about why I love lists.  The event in Leeds is actually sold out, but I have a spare ticket.  If you’d like it, leave a comment below & I’ll pick someone.  Otherwise, there are still tickets available for Bettakultcha Bradford on 27th April.

26 March, 2011 at 1:46 pm 4 comments

Dear Johnnie Boden

Dear Johnnie Boden,

Your fashion empire is one of the Top Five Brands I Want to Work On, but mainly because your DM strategy seems to be a bit flawed, at least from a customer’s point of view.

In the past 12 months I’ve bought three items from you, which hardly makes me a Top Customer and yet you keep mailing me with the determination of a love-sick spurned suitor.

I rang the nice lady in Customer Services to ask if it was really necessary to send me a new catalogue every fortnight and it turned out I was on your database three times.  Perhaps I can introduce you to a nice DM agency that knows how to de-dupe lists?

Then yesterday you sent me a newspaper.  Normally this would be A Good Thing, as thanks to Newspaper Club newspapers from brands can be funky short-run (cheap!) things that make your customers feel all special and loved with unique, added-value content.  But this was effectively a 48 page catalogue, printed on newspaper.  Not unlike the not-printed-on-newspaper catalogue you sent me a fortnight ago.

You also sent me menswear, teenswear and kidswear catalogue-newspapers.  Since I have neither husband nor children (and you should at least know about the kids as I asked the nice Customer Services lady to take me off your Mini Boden database too) this seems like a waste of trees.

I do like your lovely cardis and comfy PJs.  But do you think you could get a bit better at not telling me about them so often please?

Yours,
a loyal-ish but exasperated customer. xxx

PS you already know how I feel about you flashing your best offers at Brand New Customers Only.  Having a better offer fall out of my Amazon package than you just emailed me as a customer is taking the p*ss.

UPDATE, 23/03/11.  Just got a nice email from Leo-the-email-team-leader at Boden.  He says he’s ‘adjusted my account settings’ so I’ll only get one catalogue a season and ‘if you ever receive a better offer than one you have recently used (say within 7 days) we will always refund the difference so that you are not worse off’.  He also ‘hopes that you will continue to enjoy our clothes, and that you appreciate the less frequent trips to the recycling bin!’. So they’re listening!

22 March, 2011 at 10:00 am 2 comments

great minds think alike – two Frankensteins in search of new audiences

So I went to see Frankenstein last night, as part of National Theatre Live, the idea being that instead of schlepping down to London and forking out megabucks for a theatre ticket you can watch the show at your local cinema instead.

It’s a genius idea really – if your ‘product’s’ audience is constrained by geography just find a new distribution channel.  And even better you could conveniently restructure your ‘product’ to encourage a repeat purchase, in this case Benedict Cumberbatch (himoff Sherlock) and Jonny Lee Miller (himoff Trainspotting) alternating the roles of Frankenstein and his Creature.  I saw Benedict as the Creature last night, but if I hadn’t gone and booked focus groups in for the reversed repeat performance in a fortnight I’d be on the phone now trying to get seats.

brill acting, terrible wig

And on the same theme of ‘try something different’, I’m off to Kirkstall Abbey on Saturday evening to watch BBC3’s live re-imagining of the same story as Frankenstein’s Wedding.  This is an even more cunning approach as they’ve persuaded 12,000 of us to turn up as audience/extras on the night – thus adding 12,000 to the viewing figures as well as creating loads of online chatter.

12,000 extra viewers might not sound like much, but if you consider that last Saturday BBC3’s most watched programme was Family Guy with an audience of 623,000, even small gains start looking worth chasing.  Add in the friends and family effect and that you can’t really escape buzz about the show in Leeds this week and at least they’re going to see a serious regional uplift in Saturday’s figures.

Two very different approaches and if we’re being fair I think both have essentially noble intentions to engage new audiences.  It’s just a bit weird that they both entered my life in the same week.

18 March, 2011 at 4:40 pm 2 comments

memo to the beauty industry – use your designers better

I really enjoy Sali Hughes’ beauty columns in The Guardian (and her snarky twitter feed).  And since she isn’t a slave to the Gods of Designer Brands, quite a bit of the stuff she recommends is reasonably priced too.

The problem is that in my experience, reasonably priced beauty stuff is very rarely properly packaged.  Now I don’t drag my makeup around in my handbag or keep chucking it in a suitcase.  And yet my makeup containers rarely survive for as long as it takes me to use up the actual makeup inside.

The hinge on the GOSH cheap-ish blusher (as recommended by Sali last weekend) has broken and is on its second piece of selotape.  The printing on the No7 under eye concealer thingy (I’m allergic to the superior YSL version) has worn off so I’ve no idea what shade I need to buy next time and the powder puffs on the No7 pressed powder wear out so quickly I’ve had to buy spares from the chemist.  Perversely of course, the actual power compacts are indestructible and you end up throwing perfectly good compact mirrors in the bin because No7 don’t do refills…

Then we move on to Haircare and Skincare.  This Nivea shower gell bottle has a rounded top so you can’t leave it upside down to let the dregs gather:

And this Garnier hand cream might be the best one I’ve tried but ever since I broke two nails trying to get the blumin stuff out of the half empty tube I’ve switched allegiance:

These are essentially all design problems.  Lovely packaging that persuades you to make a choice at the point of purchase is one thing – but if the same design then impedes usage you’re not going to repeat purchase.

Ben Terrett has a fantastic presentation in his blog archive called ‘I’m a designer, use me better’.  He looks at how design can affect environmental impact and save money by solving problems.

Ben’s slide, not mine

If these beauty products were better designed, I wouldn’t be chucking them away half used and defecting to a different brand.  So maybe the beauty industry needs to start using their designers better?

15 March, 2011 at 1:06 pm 2 comments

is your research being subverted by its subjects?

I sent a load of old Uni textbooks off to the charity shop the other week and one called ‘Compensation’ included lots of cautionary tales about compensation schemes that were supposed to boost productivity/quality/customer service but ended up having the opposite effect.  Like the vegetable processing plant that started paying their quality checkers extra for every insect they removed – so the checkers brought their own insects in from home.  Or the Communist top bods who measured screw factory output by weight – so the factories simply made bigger and heavier screws.

I was reminded of this when (yet again) I was on the phone to Tiscali/TalkTalk’s appalling customer support team last night.  The call always starts with a recorded voice asking you to hang on at the end of the call to answer a couple of automated customer satisfaction questions.  Twenty minutes later with no resolution and ready to explode with frustration I remembered that at least I could give a rubbish score for customer satisfaction on the survey.  But the call handler has to hang up first for you to go through to the questions – and I realised that this call handler knew exactly how cross I was and had no intention of hanging up first so I could score her badly.

It suddenly struck me that I’d been in this position several times before and the call handler had always let me hang up with no reminder to stay on the line.

So I’m guessing that the Tiscali bosses think that their telephone customer support staff are doing an OK job – because the customers who didn’t get good service weren’t given the chance to give their feedback.

Perhaps when we’re designing or analysing any kind of feedback or evaluation measure we need to allow for the human tendency to subvert the outcomes to suit their own ends.

11 March, 2011 at 1:55 pm 1 comment

a sideways look at pitch practice

I know I’ve written a couple of posts before finding tenuous parallels between my equestrian life and the world of agencies and Planning.  But I really think I’m onto something this time.

Sarah posted recently about how frustrating it can be when Procurement gets involved in pitches, which got me thinking about pitches in general and pitch feedback in particular.

I was competing at a side saddle show last weekend and as well as placing us in order of merit in the class and handing out rosettes, the judge also spent time with each of us pointing out what we’d done well and where there was room for improvement, as well as providing us each with a short comment sheet full of tips and feedback.

Imagine if clients did that for pitches – ‘Your account director waffled on for far too long but I really liked the second creative route you presented.  Try to have fewer words and more images on your powerpoint slides. You came a close second, very well done.’

I think we’d all get a lot better at pitching pretty quickly if clients gave us some honest feedback, whether or not we’d won their business.  And personally I’d love it if pitches felt more like this:

7 March, 2011 at 10:06 am 1 comment

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