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a sideways look at preconceptions

So I went to my first side saddle show today (very exciting, enormously proud of horse for behaving so well etc etc etc).  Anyway, all these ladies done up in full regalia of habit, bowler hat, veil and so on looked rather scary and unapproachable:

Nothing could have been further from the truth – a lovelier, more helpful bunch of ladies you could not wish to meet.  Which got me thinking about the line on most creative briefs which asks:

Who are they and how do they feel about the market and the brand? What’s on their mind?

When I’m writing briefs, I’m going to think a lot more carefully about preconceptions from now on.

25 April, 2010 at 5:27 pm 3 comments

suits you, now see if the shoe fits

I was in Leeds city centre today and looking in menswear retailer Burton’s window I noticed that they were offering ‘free shoes, shirt and tie with selected suits’, as per the web offer below:

This is dead interesting (honest!).  Burton must know that the majority of their suit customers do not already own a suit when they buy one from Burton.  Because Burton’s customers are in need (i.e. do not currently own, because they have no need) of a smart pair of shoes to go with their new suit. 

 Which would lead me to hypothesise that most suit purchases in Burton are prompted by an event – job interview, wedding, funeral or even court appearance. 

In fact, a bit of googling reveals that in 2001, during an interview with trade magazine Menswear (the mag where my Dad hijacked his weekly column to announce my birth, see I know my menswear!), Topman (which shares parent company Arcadia with Burton) brand director David Shepherd said: “Very few of our customers have to wear suits to work. They’ll be for his first interview or first court appearance.”

21 April, 2010 at 8:20 pm Leave a comment

If you lead a full and varied life you need a yogurt with a difference

Sarah Haskins’ best known rant (which I thought I’d finally figured out how to get into a post, but if its not showing below you can also view here) focuses on yogurt generally and Activia in particular:

 

Today I found a new offender in yogurt category communications, this time from the UK, courtesy of Muller Vitality and Joanna Lumley: 

Multi Lumley Vitality

Multi Lumley Vitalit..

 

and here is the press version (as found in today’s Sunday Times), which points out that if you lead a full and varied life you need a yogurt with a difference

18 April, 2010 at 8:21 am 2 comments

female friendly brands that miss the target

I don’t know why I haven’t blogged about the brilliance of Sarah Haskins before.  Her Target Women slots for infomania point out just how ridiculous brand’s attempts to communicate with their female target audience can be – and she’s right with me on topics like Activia and attitudes towards beauty:

 

express yourself by paralysing facial muscles in those problem areas

Sadly, Sarah has left Current and gone off to write screenplays.  But you can view the rest of the Target Women episodes on current or at youtube.

15 April, 2010 at 8:36 pm 2 comments

be true to Brand You

Faris Yakob (off of TIGS) has written a great guest post about Brand You over at Gaping Void.

Faris writes that you never know what you’re going to end up being famous for, but that you need to start being you – because Brand You is a highly defensible asset.  He suggests you take advice from Shakespeare and to thine own self be true.

I’m not sure if Faris was ever in the country for Interestings 2007/8/9, but I’ve always been inspired by what is written above the stage at the Conway Hall venue:

 

11 April, 2010 at 8:41 pm Leave a comment

*my* fantasy agency

Ben over at IFIABTWC has been writing about his Fantasy Agency (which he says would be called Pavement).  I’m definitely with him on:

The office shuts at 6. You can work afterwards if you really want to, but that’s up to you. No one wants to stop you working hard but Pavement does not want you to feel compelled to endure a life of pointless presenteeism.

Ben’s writing from a creative point of view, so I thought I’d throw in my own Fantasy Agency List:

Agency policies to include:
- open plan is fine; packing desks in so tightly that you can’t walk between them is not
- helpfulness and tidiness are next to godliness – and more importantly, form part of your appraisal
- go to the pub after work if you like, but its not compulsory and you won’t be penalised for failing to turn up
- as Ben wrote, ‘If you need help, help will be provided’; equally if you are perfectly capable of cracking on with something you will be left alone to do so

Specifically regarding pitching:
- only for clients where the chief decision maker resides in the UK
- whose company is solvent
- and whose head office is less than four hours travelling time from the agency (three if driving)
- and have a more than adequate and confirmed marketing budget for the next 12 months
- where four or less agencies are pitching creative and/or strategy
- and a date for a final pitch decision is set in stone
- no sub-prime finance, gambling, fags or really boring b2b clients

6 April, 2010 at 7:10 pm 2 comments

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