Archive for 2 September, 2007

ten things I didn’t know last year

One of the coolest things about being a Planner has to be the opportunity to become semi-expert about a new subject very quickly.

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Ten things I didn’t know last year:

  1. Aloe vera can help bolster the immune system of puppies
  2. If small, cream coloured maggots with brown heads have eaten the roots of your shrubs, you have a vine weevil problem
  3. If a pub wants to combat the effects of the smoking ban, it needs to invest in its food offering
  4. Any self-respecting chef will make his own mayonnaise
  5. You should shampoo your hair twice (remembering to massage your scalp in the process), then add conditioner (but not to your roots), followed by a splash of water to emulsify it, then leave on for as long as possible before rinsing thoroughly
  6. One of the key indicators of the quality of a pub in the eyes of consumers is how good its chips are
  7. There comes a point when most city centre flat dwelling women become deafened by their biological clocks ticking and want to buy a family-friendly proper house with stairs and a garden and everything
  8. Rabbits have a really complicated digestive system and need a lot of fibre in their diet
  9. Vodka with a well known blackcurrant cordial is a surprisingly popular tipple among underage drinkers
  10. Over 20% of people leave home in the morning without having had breakfast

2 September, 2007 at 11:00 am 2 comments


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